Nickelback - Next Contestant

我喜歡Nickelback的一大原因是他們的歌很有幽默感...XD
不是一天到晚在唱我恨妳妳恨我我要打爛這個世界.....Orz
年輕時會覺得這種事情有趣，現在只覺得無聊。

Next Contestant 總讓我想到言小裡面的好笑男主角.....
尤其喜歡副歌:
Is that。Your hand。 On my。Girlfriend?
Is that。Your hand?
I wish you'd do it again...
I'll watch you leave here limping.....XD
斷句的方式真是超經典言小啊～～～

真可惜 KTV 裡面沒有...:(
是不是該做個自製歌帶的服務給 XX XXX呢 ?XD
好，我承認我的幽默感是有點奇怪的.....

下有歌詞喔!

I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone is coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]

I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
This somebody's getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

[CHORUS]
I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish you'd do it again
This somebody's getting hurt

There goes the next contestant